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I was sitting at home one night doing some freelance design work when the idea hit me. And I couldn't stop laughing. Dragons having sex. Yes. Dragons having sex. I don’t know where or how or why it crept into my head but it did. And then I thought to myself,

Self...wouldn't it be hilarious if you could buy a calendar with these beautifully designed pieces of art depicting dragons having sex?

And the more I thought about it, the answer that I kept coming back to was


That night my idea was born. The Dragon Sex Calendar--the perfect gag gift for the geek, nerd, and fantasy-lore enthusiast in all of us. And that’s what this project is. A calendar with 13 illustrations--each illustration depicting a pair of dragons in the act of copulation.

I've got to be honest; for the first few months I kept telling myself how stupid this idea was & how it’d never sell. And then one day, a friend recommended I read Steven Pressfield's, "The War of Art." This quote from his book really sparked a fire inside of me:

Remember the one rule of thumb: the more scared we are of a work or calling, the more sure we can be that we have to do it.

So I just went for it. I've spent the last year and a half I've been communicating with artists, designing the catalog and this website. And this is the end result. The culmination of a year and a half of hard work. This is my baby--my strange baby and I truly hope you, the discerning purveyor of all things fantasy and dark-humor-ish, like what you see.

Thank you!



CALENDARS.COM — This calendar is for sale on...wait for it...calendars.com

THISISWHYIMBROKE.COM — Big shoutout to this website. These are the guys that made the calendar famous in the first place



"You can't live without this" — Chris Hardwick on @midnight on Comedy Central

"There's a 2017 Dragon Sex Calendar" — DangerousMinds.net

"That's right folks, this is not a joke. " — GeekXGirls.com

"The 2017 Dragon Sex Calendar is the weirdest gift of the year. " — SoBadSoGood.com

"Behold, the 2017 Dragon Sex Calendar! It is everything. EVERYTHING." — IncredibleThings.com